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All photos by Jan Underwood.







Friday, September 11, 2015

Yes, it is scary.
If it weren't scary it would
not be worth doing.

Thursday, September 10, 2015

Red earrings, bracelet;
I am accessorizing
to match my cold sore.

Wednesday, September 9, 2015

America's best
idea. So grateful for
our national parks.

Thursday, August 27, 2015

Do not confuse them!
Compliance is not the same
as moral goodness.

Sunday, August 23, 2015

You reach middle age
when you realize you are not
going to read Proust.

Thursday, August 20, 2015

You become, as you age, more yourself--so strive to be someone you like.

Wednesday, August 19, 2015

Today's haiku: I have some good news: It's World Orangutan Day! Let's fĂȘte our cousins!